crazy monkey

Sometimes I wish I could be a monkey. Hang out in trees all day swinging and eating bananas. Sometimes I don't wish that at all.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Milk...

Isn't it just insane that we (as women) can produce milk that can sustain life for so long. Crazy. Some people produce so much milk that it spurts out of them at inopportune times and causes much trouble for Mom and the drowning baby. I wonder if that ever happens in the "wild"? Do little goat mamma's squirt their babies in the head with excess milk? Really, I think that's just fantastic and wish it would have happened with me. I would have said something like, "Bri, if you don't stop crying you're going to get it right in the face again." Ha! Vengeance would be mine! She cried so much that she would probably get used to being sprayed in the head and use the milk shots as a type of milk fountain...that is how smart she is, and crafty too. Huh. That's all I have to say on the milk subject for now.

2 Comments:

Blogger just a guy said...

Yeah, this post of yours reminds me when you almost forced me to taste your mommy milk. Gross. But, yeah, it's amazing and all...

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me of long ago when I had too much milk. Mommy never forgets, and at the same time thanks God that that "bottle" is warm at all times.

7:50 AM  

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